This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "thanks" for letting me use you for most of your life. You are so gullible. I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you decided to go another day without giving your life and your will to God. I am so glad that you have not changed your way of living. You are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I HATE YOU. I hate you because I hate God. I'm only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you as long as possible, just to pay Him back.
You see, God loves you and He has great plans in store for you, but you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice.
This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's bossing your life. With all the good times we have had, watching dirty movies, cussing folks out, parting, stealing, lying, hypocriting, fornicating, smoking, drinking, working roots, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, hating, backstabbing folks, envying, and lusting. Come on, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us.
Well, I've gotta go now. I'll be back in a few seconds to tempt you again. What are YOU going to do about it? If you were smart, you'd run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life you have left. Ha. Your life is so pathetic. Filled with selfish hopes and dreams. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but you've been warned about me all these years and you STILL won't heed the warnings and submit so it really doesn't matter. I thank you and look forward to meeting you in person real soon. Your cell has been reserved! If you really love me, you will not share this letter.
I hate you,
Satan
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