Those who count the votes decide everything." -- Joseph Stalin
BUMPERSTICKERS FOR THE NEW PRESIDENCY
DUBYA,DUBYA,DUBYA-DOT-DADIWON.COM
Don't Blame Me -- I voted for Gore... I Think
UNPRESIDENTED!
If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates
Jews for Buchanan
What popular vote?
I voted -- didn't matter
My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy president
Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo
Don't blame me, I voted for both of them.
Don't throw away your vote... let Katherine Harris do it for you!
Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant?
Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.
Now do you understand the importance of user-testing?
To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential material!
One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)
I didn't vote for his daddy either!
The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.
Banana Republicans
George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
A Presidential Anectdote:
One morning, before the final court decision was issued and the last ballot has been counted, Al Gore and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant in hopes of patching up their differences.
The attractive waitress asks Gore what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some sliced fruit."
"And what can I get for you sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why Governor!" The waitress says, "How rude -- and you're not even president yet!"
As the waitress storms away, Gore leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"
USA Today recently had an article about George W. Bush's body language. When he's annoyed, he narrows his eyes. When he's tired, his face sags a little bit. And when he's happy, he lifts his shoulders and tilts his head. They didn't say what he does when he's deep in thought because I guess that hasn't happened yet.
